The irritant that tops my list is the awfully overused, much knackered ‘Basically’. People think they sound well-informed, armed with the necessary ‘arsenal’ when they begin by saying - Well, basically what I wanted to say is... So basically, (grrrrr..) Give up, guys! It’s tired now. :)
The phrase that runs a close second is ‘You know what I mean’. It creates familiarity and context, does it not, without trying too hard, you know what I mean? Sometimes, people using this phrase themselves don’t know what they mean. Does it matter? Nah! Just use it.
And, then – ‘Got’ has got to go too. I wonder how it made it in the first place. Haven’t we heard instances of - I have got my car. Feel like asking - Errr do you want to say – I have my car? Let it go.
I bought myself new shoes. Awesome! I almost missed the flight. Awesome! I almost got killed. Almost.. right? Awesome!
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Pray! Does the word ‘anyways’ figure in the dictionary? Why are we still using it?
The overuse of ‘bottom line’, ‘at the end of the day’, ‘win-win’, and ‘no issues’ may one day cause serious explosions all over the world.
I would love to never hear ‘I’m gonna’ and ‘Do you wanna’ again. I’m sure. Yes, I'm sure.
I can go on and on and on. Some of these words spread like contagious diseases and one day you wake up to realize the whole town is infected. We’ll mourn the use of wonky English another time. :):)
Till then - Let this serve as a warning. People found saying – ‘I didn’t knew’, ‘I was not having…’, 'I was not knowing…’, and ‘I have a good news’ will be arrested immediately under section 'blah' for causing mental trauma.
Please add to the list. You'll save a few lives.

12 comments:
anyways may not be in the dictionary but anyway is... right? i think another over-use phrase is 'i think', dont u think so? i think you will agree with me... :)
i have been reading, just didnt comment... you're in my read-list.
Zewt: 'anyway' is correct. But a lot of people here say 'anyways' .. dunno why. Yea, I think is overused too. :)
Hilarious posting... but so true.
We are caught up with the American English - blame the media. My English needs a lot of help at times. I am a user of today's overused words. :)
One sentence that irritates me is "You know what I mean?" When that is said repeatedly, I feel like screaming "Yes, I know what you mean. Do you?"
The other one is "What you got?" arrgghh...
JT: I'm guilty of using some of these words too. Aware of their overuse ..yet guilty :)
My personal favourite and overused phrase until a while ago was - My bad!.
The logic to these overused phrases is that they act as fillers. The French don't have these fillers and they make facial expressions like shrugging their shoulders, puffing their cheeks etc.
Manish: :) heard that one.. My ex-boss used to use that a lot.
Try this experiment.
"Words and thoughts hypnotize people"
Please repeat what I said. then read further. Do you agree?
Already_II_Disturbed: :) I know this one..
My least favorite phrases right now are "moving forward" and "going forward." I cringe whenever I hear them, especially in sentences that seem contorted just so that these sad, tired phrases could be included. Please, please, I beg of you. Strike these phrases wherever you find them.
There's a very good point to all of this, and I take it. However, people who write "Yea" for "Yeah" really chap my hide. I mean, sound it out phonetically. "Yea" is pronounced "yay." Are you an accidental cheerleader, hmm?
So, basically, you wanna control people to the point of making them speak the way you want them to speak. Awesome!
Let's also start wearing suits to work again...not!
Completely eliminating all of these words and phrases just because they're overused...I mean, come on - don't throw out the baby with the bath water!
"I received a hair cut today," sounds completely sophomoric.
Know what I mean?
How about the use of "borrow" to mean "lend"? "I borrowed him five dollars." Ugh!
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